Obično staro pišanje iz moje dlakave zrele pičke

I'd not long gotten home from my weekly facial reflexology appointment and once I'd opened the back door and put food down for my housemates, it was time for me to relieve myself. I was rather desperate by this point. But not because of volume but because I'd had multiple shots of espresso in the morning as I was having trouble doing a number two and wanted the natural laxative effects. Unluckily for me but luckily for you, lots of caffeine makes my bladder seriously grumpy and I get crazy desperate in the blink of an eye!